[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[ x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (homework)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[xxxx! (lol) ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL:
Now, take your total, and do the math!
__(your total)Divide by 36 Then X 100!
and re-post as: I am % Mentally ill.


I am 91.666666666666666666666666667 % mental…. ._.


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YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[] you watch sports on TV
[ x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear (for PJ's or sick days.)
[] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[] sports are fun (I pretty much only like dog agility and basket ball.)
[ ] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth (But I cover my mouth)
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] you like to shop
[ x] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (Haven't seen it)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics (When I was like...5)
[ x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] you smile a lot more than you should (I get teased for not smiling enough)
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deoderant
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x ] you like putting makeup on others
[] you like being the star of almost everything

Total: 13